John Constantine ([personal profile] onewaytohell) wrote2021-07-13 10:33 am



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fantabulousandwich: (Checking rooftops)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-08-28 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hadn't thought about that. He did say I was delicious... I just thought he was being nice.

[Harley's not exactly blessed with an abundance of forethought.]

Oh man, you'd do that?? And I'm paying for it this time, Johnny, and I won't let you talk me out of it. A man's got to eat.

(Speaking of, Bruce said to say thank you for the potion. We had such a good day! I painted all our toenails, we're basically twinsies now.)
fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-08-28 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
A good chat?? It was legit one of the best days EVER. We went to Robinson Park... I got us burgers at the Mad Cow Haus- and he says he's happy and loves me, and his only complaint is that he gets chilly in the winter, so I got him a bunch of sweaters and a raincoat and teeny little galoshes for the snow.

For real John- I owe you big time for that one. Anytime you need me, for anything at all, say the word and I'm there.

But that's silly- if I DO need it and it DON'T work, what am I gonna do, come back and complain? I'll be eaten. No- I'm giving you a couple hundred as a down payment, at least, and I won't hear anything different. Eye of newt and toe of frog don't grow on trees.

Besides, it's probably fine. Mike's- well he's not nice, but he's fun. And he's real curious about the world. I don't think he's spent much time out here.
fantabulousandwich: (C'mon Sweetie)

You know she sat him up in the booth and let him eat off a plate. Horrified the diner staff.

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-09-03 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You just did me a favour. It's my turn

Just give me enough time to cut off his head. That kills most things, I've found. Not that I want to hurt him, but you know, when you're friends with an extra-dimensional monster with knife hands who says you taste good, you tend to give it some thought.